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I was in one of the toilet cubicles when the knob moved (the doors have locks) - it was some kid. His (well, it sounded like a boy) mum told him someone was in there and he had to wait for a free toilet. The person next to me flushed and they went in and this kid was saying over and over "Can't wait any longer!"
Then she got him sat on the toilet I figure and immediately I heard this *plop* "ahhh"

It took all my willpower not to laugh out loud.

Date: 2004-11-16 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-abigail.livejournal.com
you are such a shocker belinda!
reminds me of this time at sizzlers i was doing my thing and i hear this fat old lady walk in (I saw her thru the cracks in the door) she goes in to the cubical farts loudly then moans with happiness, i thought the old lady was about to orgasm with the noises she made from that fart. I ran out n lost it laughing when i was outside.

Date: 2004-11-16 04:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] purrdence.livejournal.com
here in Japan you can get a device that you press a button and a delightful soundtrack of a bubbling brook will hide said farting noises... it's called the 'Sound Princess'

I kid you not! My work has them! *lol*

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