Today's other gym story

[gemfyre]

I was in one of the toilet cubicles when the knob moved (the doors have locks) - it was some kid. His (well, it sounded like a boy) mum told him someone was in there and he had to wait for a free toilet. The person next to me flushed and they went in and this kid was saying over and over "Can't wait any longer!"
Then she got him sat on the toilet I figure and immediately I heard this *plop* "ahhh"

It took all my willpower not to laugh out loud.

Comments

[dead-corvette.livejournal.com]

bwahaha :D

[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

Hiya. I noticed you added me. :)

What suburb are you in?

[dead-corvette.livejournal.com]

indeed i did!
floreat :D

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

My little sister used to give a running commentary when she used public toilets when she was little...

[dead-corvette.livejournal.com]

mine used to sing when on the toilet & once she fell asleep naked on one of our upstairs toilets with poo smeared on her!
hahahaha

.../end too much info/

[ms-abigail.livejournal.com]

my friends little brother smeared his poo all over the toilet walls once.. it was disgsuting... he was 10 too it was so WRONG

[dead-corvette.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA thats revolting :D hahahaha :D

[princessapphire.livejournal.com]

lol one of the kids in my daycare today had a bm and it came out the back of his diaper. Well......he had put his hands in it and put them in his mouth!!! It was soooo gross lmao!

[ms-abigail.livejournal.com]

you are such a shocker belinda!
reminds me of this time at sizzlers i was doing my thing and i hear this fat old lady walk in (I saw her thru the cracks in the door) she goes in to the cubical farts loudly then moans with happiness, i thought the old lady was about to orgasm with the noises she made from that fart. I ran out n lost it laughing when i was outside.

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

here in Japan you can get a device that you press a button and a delightful soundtrack of a bubbling brook will hide said farting noises... it's called the 'Sound Princess'

I kid you not! My work has them! *lol*

[abinormal.livejournal.com]

Ah, public toilets. I probably would have laughed out loud, or at least snickered.

[pinkjubie.livejournal.com]

Heehee, I think I would have laughed out loud at that :P

[lush-1984.livejournal.com]

what I dont like (because i'm a smell orientated person) is when the person next to you either vomits or lets rip, and the smell and sound travel your way...ick i only go to public toilets if im desperate