A proposal.
Apr. 7th, 2004 05:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gemfyreI live in Perth, Australia. People here are notorious for being unable to merge properly.
Problem is the freeway is full of mergers and often grinds to a complete halt during rush hour.
I have a proposal.
Get all the people off the road who cannot drive. I'd guess about two thirds of the drivers out there got their licences out of a Weeties packet. Lessons and tests should be a LOT more thorough and yearly. People should be able to report stupid drivers and they should be investigated (admittedly, the only ways I can think of HOW to do this would cost a lot of money and bring down the wrath of civil libetarians *rolls eyes*)
If we get all the dickheads off the road there will be less traffic, less congestion, less air pollution, less road accidents and therefore fatalities. It'll all be good!
Problem is the freeway is full of mergers and often grinds to a complete halt during rush hour.
I have a proposal.
Get all the people off the road who cannot drive. I'd guess about two thirds of the drivers out there got their licences out of a Weeties packet. Lessons and tests should be a LOT more thorough and yearly. People should be able to report stupid drivers and they should be investigated (admittedly, the only ways I can think of HOW to do this would cost a lot of money and bring down the wrath of civil libetarians *rolls eyes*)
If we get all the dickheads off the road there will be less traffic, less congestion, less air pollution, less road accidents and therefore fatalities. It'll all be good!
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Date: 2004-04-07 04:12 pm (UTC)http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1636