Sorry I lied
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gemfyreThat will not be all. I am having an exceedingly bored day.
yeah yeah I know these aren't in order.
You Might Be A Zephead If... 1.You've ever used seafood in bed.
You Might Be A Zephead If...5.Your baby's first words are "Good Evenin'."
You Might Be A Zephead If...7.The neighbors started a petition over your music volume.
You Might Be A Zephead If...11.Your Christmas cards have a copy of your trading list included. (hey this sounds like pony collecting!)
You Might Be A Zephead If...14.Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your Zepfest tickets.
You Might Be A Zephead If...15.Every electrical outlet behind your stereo is a fire hazard.
You Might Be A Zephead If...16.You fainted when you met Roy Harper.
You Might Be A Zephead If...17.The biggest fashion risk you take is which Zep t-shirt you'll wear to the City Council meeting.
You Might Be A Zephead If...18.Your stereo weighs more then your refrigerator.
You Might Be A Zephead If...23.When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of Copyright Office, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
You Might Be A Zephead If...24.You have a picture of Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones or John Bonham over your fireplace. (nah but I do have a huge framed painting of 'em)
You Might Be A Zephead If...25.You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the P/P concert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...26.You fish off your hotel balcony. . . and catch something.
You Might Be A Zephead If...31.You've ever hit a U2 fan with your car...deliberately. (HEY!!, I like U2 as well, I just like Zep better :)
You Might Be A Zephead If...32.Your momma gives you tips on how to record a concert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...33.Your parakeet knows the phrase "Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely,lonely................time!"
You Might Be A Zephead If...34.You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going to Zepfest.
You Might Be A Zephead If...35.Your coat-of-arms features a feather in a circle. (no but I did design my own rune)
You Might Be A Zephead If...36.People hear your car long before they see it.
You Might Be A Zephead If...37.Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You Might Be A Zephead If...38.You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a Jimmy Page lookalike.
You Might Be A Zephead If...40.Richard Cole is your commencement speaker.
You Might Be A Zephead If...41.You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a concert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...42.You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.
You Might Be A Zephead If...43.You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all the runes
You Might Be A Zephead If...44.You've ever burnt a meal because you were dubbing a tape.
You Might Be A Zephead If...45.You've ever gone into withdrawls when the DG server is down.
You Might Be A Zephead If...46.You have a Greek or Nordish name.
You Might Be A Zephead If...47.You've ever referred to a bodily funtion as a "McCue"
You Might Be A Zephead If...48.You think that a "cement mixer' means that the mob finally caught up with you
You Might Be A Zephead If...49.You find youself wishing for Robert Plant "clones".
You Might Be A Zephead If...6.You don't remove the Marlboro from your lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss your ass.
You Might Be A Zephead If...13.Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
You Might Be A Zephead If...14.Atlantic Records sends you a Christmas card.
You Might Be A Zephead If...15.You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "The Immigrant Song"
You Might Be A Zephead If...18.You have an Jimmy Page Jell-o mold.
You Might Be A Zephead If...20.In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Bonzo do?"
You Might Be A Zephead If...21.You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You Might Be A Zephead If...1.Your car is the only one in a parking lot after the show and you can't find it.
You Might Be A Zephead If...2.You think your IQ is the number of ureleased shows you have.
You Might Be A Zephead If...3.You name your twin boys Jimmy and Robert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...8.You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you say "where's that confounded bridge". (LOL!!)
You Might Be A Zephead If...10.You think Hootie and the Blowfish is the groupie act in room 112 at the Holiday Inn.
You Might Be A Zephead If...11.Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
yeah yeah I know these aren't in order.
You Might Be A Zephead If... 1.You've ever used seafood in bed.
You Might Be A Zephead If...5.Your baby's first words are "Good Evenin'."
You Might Be A Zephead If...7.The neighbors started a petition over your music volume.
You Might Be A Zephead If...11.Your Christmas cards have a copy of your trading list included. (hey this sounds like pony collecting!)
You Might Be A Zephead If...14.Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your Zepfest tickets.
You Might Be A Zephead If...15.Every electrical outlet behind your stereo is a fire hazard.
You Might Be A Zephead If...16.You fainted when you met Roy Harper.
You Might Be A Zephead If...17.The biggest fashion risk you take is which Zep t-shirt you'll wear to the City Council meeting.
You Might Be A Zephead If...18.Your stereo weighs more then your refrigerator.
You Might Be A Zephead If...23.When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of Copyright Office, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
You Might Be A Zephead If...24.You have a picture of Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones or John Bonham over your fireplace. (nah but I do have a huge framed painting of 'em)
You Might Be A Zephead If...25.You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the P/P concert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...26.You fish off your hotel balcony. . . and catch something.
You Might Be A Zephead If...31.You've ever hit a U2 fan with your car...deliberately. (HEY!!, I like U2 as well, I just like Zep better :)
You Might Be A Zephead If...32.Your momma gives you tips on how to record a concert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...33.Your parakeet knows the phrase "Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely,lonely................time!"
You Might Be A Zephead If...34.You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going to Zepfest.
You Might Be A Zephead If...35.Your coat-of-arms features a feather in a circle. (no but I did design my own rune)
You Might Be A Zephead If...36.People hear your car long before they see it.
You Might Be A Zephead If...37.Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You Might Be A Zephead If...38.You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a Jimmy Page lookalike.
You Might Be A Zephead If...40.Richard Cole is your commencement speaker.
You Might Be A Zephead If...41.You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a concert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...42.You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.
You Might Be A Zephead If...43.You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all the runes
You Might Be A Zephead If...44.You've ever burnt a meal because you were dubbing a tape.
You Might Be A Zephead If...45.You've ever gone into withdrawls when the DG server is down.
You Might Be A Zephead If...46.You have a Greek or Nordish name.
You Might Be A Zephead If...47.You've ever referred to a bodily funtion as a "McCue"
You Might Be A Zephead If...48.You think that a "cement mixer' means that the mob finally caught up with you
You Might Be A Zephead If...49.You find youself wishing for Robert Plant "clones".
You Might Be A Zephead If...6.You don't remove the Marlboro from your lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss your ass.
You Might Be A Zephead If...13.Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
You Might Be A Zephead If...14.Atlantic Records sends you a Christmas card.
You Might Be A Zephead If...15.You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "The Immigrant Song"
You Might Be A Zephead If...18.You have an Jimmy Page Jell-o mold.
You Might Be A Zephead If...20.In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Bonzo do?"
You Might Be A Zephead If...21.You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You Might Be A Zephead If...1.Your car is the only one in a parking lot after the show and you can't find it.
You Might Be A Zephead If...2.You think your IQ is the number of ureleased shows you have.
You Might Be A Zephead If...3.You name your twin boys Jimmy and Robert.
You Might Be A Zephead If...8.You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you say "where's that confounded bridge". (LOL!!)
You Might Be A Zephead If...10.You think Hootie and the Blowfish is the groupie act in room 112 at the Holiday Inn.
You Might Be A Zephead If...11.Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
