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It wasn't her chickens. It was ducks. Wild ducks, probably even FERAL ducks and she was like "no you bad snake don't you dare go for those ducks." Geesh love, it's nature, the snake has to eat, the ducks are probably way too fast for it anyway.

*rolls eyes*

Date: 2002-11-19 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mordant.livejournal.com
how old is that woman?

because if she's (still) capable of bearing children, i'm going to need a coathanger, a bottle of tequila and a Jack Nicholson Film Festival DVD.

society needs to be saved from morons like that.

Date: 2002-11-19 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mordant.livejournal.com
It's amazing the effect a movie like "As Good As It Gets" has on ovarian implosion.


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