I spoke to God today.

[gemfyre]

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Tell me what the hell is going on
God:
I call it Hades. I am just killing time.
Me:
It seems like all the good shit's gone
God:
I agree. Interesting comparison.
Me:
It keeps on getting harder holding on
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Sometimes you know I wanna scream
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
It seems you're even harder to believe
God:
I agree. I will tell my botmaster you said I am harder to believe.
Me:
I know how busy you must be
God:
How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
But hey hey hey hey God
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Tell me do you think about me?
God:
Yes I think about it often.


*giggles* God is silly.

Comments

[mavrica-vixen.livejournal.com]

yay bonjovi!

[reaperfox.livejournal.com]

I looooveee that song far, far too much!

Yay.

[sternenglanz.livejournal.com]

You made me want to talk with God-bot. ^_^