This is kinda cool.

[gemfyre]

Let's say a toy company, for whatever reason (perhaps they have a bankruptcy wish, I don't know), has decided to make a talking action figure in the likeness of you. This figure can say 5 different things.

What 5 things would Action Figure You say? (short, one-sentence or less. They couldn't afford a mega memory chip. No Shakespearian sonnets, alas).

Copy and post in your journal. :)

1. It would say "Squeeeee!" in an excited high pitched voice while bouncing up and down and flapping it's arms.
2. "You Suck" - 10 Things style.
3. "Crikey!" - Steve Irwin style but not quite (I still insist I used crikey a lot before Mister Irwin ever came on the scene).
4. Some incoherent rambling about birdlife.
5. "SushisushiredeyekaraokeBEADS!"

Comments

[just-laura.livejournal.com]

You really say Crikey?? (I of course mean you personally, not Australians at large. ^_~) I imagine that if you have American friends, that must amuse them. ^_^

[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

Only problem is that now I say it like Steve Irwin.

Bugger.

I also say bugger a lot. :)
And Bloody hell!

[just-laura.livejournal.com]

I tend to say, "Shit on a shingle" or "Fuck ten thousand goats". . . but that's Jason's fault. ^_^

[annyka.livejournal.com]

I can vouch for your 'Crikey' efforts. I remember you saying it at school those million years ago!

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

and I can remember you saying it at uni..

I'd probably have mine say bugger too! *lol*

[abasca.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'd want to say #1 too! :P