I need to find a drag queen/cross dresser willing to lick a pony's face...

[gemfyre]

Despite that movie Priscilla, drag queens aren't all that common around here (maybe I need to live in Sydney).

I think I may be able to find a cross dresser tho who just does it because they can.

Help!

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[just-laura.livejournal.com]

Go to a gay bar! Like Wolfie said, drag queens are usually SO friendly and more than willing to do crazy shit like lick a pony. And if they get their picture taken, all the better!

Sadly, I don't have access to a bar right now, being as how I live in bigotsville. I don't even think we have any drag queens here.

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[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know just the place, I even know people who frequent there.

I just don't know if it's open on weekdays!

[just-laura.livejournal.com]

Oh, hm, that's a good point. I think drag queens mainly come out on the weekend. I mean, who wants to go out and cat around all night and then have to come back at 7 am and be sure your fake lashes are off and your makeup's gone and your fishnets aren't too ruined for your boring office job that day?