How obnoxious is THIS?

[gemfyre]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Well, Matt, my family and friends are all 200km away.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (I haven't watched much TV for ages. Just Idol - everyone needs a vice. :))	✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.  (Never had the desire to try any drugs. I don't even like alcohol or paracetamol. I don't like polluting my body.)
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.)
✓ I curse sometimes.	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.  (No, but I have badly hurt someone.)	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Doesn't everyone?)	× I hate the rain.  (Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Not sure on this one.)	✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.  (I want Jaws while I'm in Perth next weekend.)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (My mouth is the most disgusting cesspool in the morning. A legacy of constant sniffles as a kid leading to me always breathing through my mouth.)
× I have long hair.  (I used to, before I chopped it all off.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (I've never even BEEN to Las Vegas, or the U.S.A. for that matter.)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (2 actually.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (I have no idea how people function with fake fingernails.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.  (But I could be better.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (As long as all are consenting parties, do whatever you like.)	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (I HATE talking on the phone.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.  (He didn't take it well.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.  (I'm undecided. Not having any is the default.)
× I have changed a diaper before.  (Heh, one of the reasons I don't want kids right now.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (I will be once I get ADSL. :) As long as the computer doesn't chuck a spazz.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Alcohol and me don't get along too well.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (I think I like a bit of most genres of music.)
× I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles.  (I like most animals.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	✓ I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.  (Ridden. Never owned - that's why I ended up with 500 My Little Ponies.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Not so much century as decade.)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.  (I'm about as flexible as a brick wall.)	✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.  (I DETEST smoking.)	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (You know that sentence doesn't make sense?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (Yes to the first part, no to the second.)	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (I believe in everything. ;))
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.  (Australia and Asia - hardly counts.)	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.  (I like a balance.)	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (Not really a collection, just a Sega Megadrive, but I'd love to have an old Commodore 64 again.)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (I wish I had.)
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (I'll be honest and say that yes I am. I'm attracted to some members of both sexes. I'm also repulsed by some members of both sexes.)	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (HOW do you forget to eat and sleep? *can't get her brain around this one*)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (Back in my early teens this was true.)	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (SPAM! And other things, but Spam comes immediately to mind.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (I used to be all empathetic, now I just want to hand emo kids a razor blade.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	✓ I don't like to chew gum.  (It only makes me hungry and doesn't give me any actual sustenance, what good is that?)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	✓ I have a custom-built computer.  (But it wasn't really me who custom built it.)	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (Shit no.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	✓ I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.