So many funky clothes

[gemfyre]

And 99% of them aren't in my size or look horrible once they're on. :(

Those awesome skirts that are in this Summer? Make my hips look huge.
I found an awesome accessory/scarf thinger. Again, just accentuated the hips. Apparently it could also be worn as a top - yeah maybe if you're an A cup.

Bleh.