You were a child of the sun and the sky and the deep blue sea

[gemfyre]

[Poll #904683]

This movie is so very, very stupid. I really should watch it and note down every stupid thing in it.

For one thing, the way the place blew up when the helicopter hit it you'd think it was an oil rig with gas jets and pumping pure oxygen into the facilities.

ETA :
[19:44] GemLappy> yay for character smoking in underwater science facility
[19:44] GemLappy> hah, shark bit his arm off
[19:49] GemLappy> DEATHS!
[19:49] GemLappy> WATER!
[19:49] GemLappy> EXPLOSIONS!
[19:49] GemLappy> all within 30 seconds!
[19:49] GemLappy> shit the way it's going up you'd think it was an oil rig
[19:50] GemLappy> I like the cook
[19:50] * GemLappy tries to remember if the cook gets eaten
[19:50] The_Rat> which movie?
[19:51] GemLappy> Deep Blue Eas
[19:51] GemLappy> Sea
[19:51] The_Rat> :)
[20:02] GemLappy> okay
[20:02] GemLappy> a baby shark is currently stalking the cook...
[20:02] GemLappy> but!
[20:02] GemLappy> he has a frypan!
[20:03] GemLappy> and a distracting pet conure
[20:03] GemLappy> awww, the conure became the fall guy
[20:03] GemLappy> shark ate it
[20:04] GemLappy> :(
[20:04] GemLappy> ah yes, and the cook knows that the ovens are large enough to roast a human
[20:05] GemLappy> roffle
[20:05] GemLappy> and the shark turns the oven ON!
[20:05] GemLappy> *fits of laughter*
[20:06] GemLappy> oh and now WATER explodes on contact with flame
[20:06] GemLappy> amazing
[20:08] GemLappy> and now Snatch gives his moving speech then gets eaten
[20:09] GemLappy> omigosh best comedy scene in a movie EVAR