The missing bananas

[gemfyre]

I bought 4 bananas, I put them on the bench in the shadehouse because they go black in the fridge and don't ripen properly and they make everything in the cupboard smell of bananas if I put them there.

All four bananas are now gone. I bet it's those damn kids running around everywhere.

Comments

[bloophoenix.livejournal.com]

This is where you lace some bananas with rat poison and put them in the same place. . .

[firvulag.livejournal.com]

find out who it was and get them to replace them.
or at least pay for them

Food going missing is the biggest issue with mass shared kitchens. maybe next time, ontop of the fridge/cupboard might be better? Less likely to be in the direct line of sight of the thief.

failing that, poisoned bananas works too :)

[blue-cat.livejournal.com]

Not poison - laxative, strong laxatives!

Better to leave a humiliated enemy alive as an example to others than a dead one to be forgotten...

*grin*

Too much RP me thinks!