Karry-hokey again

[gemfyre]

I tried to do "Love Walks In" by Van Halen last night because I felt like belting.

I failed, I just ended up overexerted and dizzy. I don't think it helped that the words on the screen were COMPLETELY off from the first word (they didn't make a lick of sense either) so I had to actually think about what the actual words were and sing them instead.

Hey Nancy, I don't suppose you can give singing lessons over LJ?

Some horse went down in a race today, died before it hit the turf (probably fell BECAUSE it died). There is something sus about that, a healthy racehorse doesn't just drop dead unless it's been "tampered" with. Any news Natty? I know you're into the races.

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[psionicspear.livejournal.com]

Or if it wasnt healthy, and its beating heart exploded in its chest, mid stride.

[chrome-storm.livejournal.com]

By that logic... babies wouldn't just die in their sleep either unless they were 'tampered' with.

'Tamper' with me! Please?!

[psionicspear.livejournal.com]

That reminds me.
What is the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

[chrome-storm.livejournal.com]

No idea, but how many babies does it take to wallpaper a room?

[psionicspear.livejournal.com]

One baby, really thin?
Heh...no idea, but the answer to mine is
"You cant unload sand with a pitchfork".

Whats the only thing worse than a dead baby in a garbage bin?

[chrome-storm.livejournal.com]

Mine was "It all depends on how thinly you slice them" so if you do it like shaved ham, you won't need that many. If you do it like bread, you're going to need a fair few.

Multiple dead babies in your bed.

[psionicspear.livejournal.com]

Well it all depends on your point of view, really....

my answer was "One dead baby in 10 garbage bins"

[chrome-storm.livejournal.com]

ah. I considered 'multiple dead babies in your garbage bin' but one across 10 is much worse
cause then you get bits nd pieces

[psionicspear.livejournal.com]

Steaming gooey chunks.

[psionicspear.livejournal.com]

well, heart, or lungs, or liver, or spleen, or brain.....

Quite a bit of blood pressure in those animals, at full pelt.

[natsuchan.livejournal.com]

Shogun lodge your talking about he had a heart attack. It happens sometimes, I doubt anyone knows why. Perfectly healthy horse in the prime of life and of course racing is very strenous but he was very fit. It happens to people sometimes too.

He was a good honest horse though and he loved racing, and thats perhaps a better way to die than via a capitive bolt at the meat works which is where most of them end up.