If happy little blue birds fly over the rainbow, why then oh why can't I?

[gemfyre]

Other people find people and they connect and are soulmates, why can't that happen to me? Why can't I find someone to be perfectly synchronous with?

I want to say a few things, but they are low blows and would piss off people and hate pissing people off. But dammit, I need to say them and know what the fuck is up with them.