I can tube feed a baby dove but I can't change a nappy...

[gemfyre]

It's true, hence my aversion to having kids right now.

I remember when I was... 5 or so? I was playing with some kids on a swing and one of them asked me if my parents were divorced. I was like "What's divorce mean?" I was naive, or I guess you could say lucky. My mum has been divorced, but not from my father. Though at times I have wished that they would divorce, but heck, doesn't every kid?

The ad for this weeks "The Secret Life Of Us" is weird. Am I living under a rock or in another world or something? The show says "The first couple of months are fun, then you become boyfriend and girlfriend." Uhhh, I figured after a few dates and kissing you became boyfriend and girlfriend. Not after you've been screwing for a few months. Geesh, I'd have to have been with someone a few months before I decided if I loved them enough to have sex with them. I don't even kiss random people. I only kiss (and you know the kissing I mean) with people I know I love. Geesh... "love" is so cheap these days. *sighs*

Can't you tell I'm tired? 2 more days till wisdoms are out...
Is anaesthetic sleep refreshing?
Will I lose weight on my soup and yoghurt diet?
Will these headaches go away?
Will be feeling alive enough for BBQ on Sunday and possibly bowling on Monday?

It will all be an interesting albeit somewhat painful adventure.

Comments

[sassamifrass.livejournal.com]

I don't think I ever wished my parents would divorce ^^; Once when I was younger they jokingly suggested they should because then we'd get more money from the government or something, and I wouldn't shut up until they promised they'd never do it for that reason ;P

I don't think parents show as much affection publicly towards each other anymore, but I know my parents are still in love and yeah... I guess I feel pretty lucky for that :)

*nods* I haven't seen the ad, but that seems weird to me too o.O

I can see people's points about accepting "unconventional relationships" although I find the idea distasteful myself, but yes, I agree that the biggest thing is that both people in the relatioship or whatever agree to and are happy with what they're doing. As long as they're not hurting anyone else and are happy with it, then yay I guess... but me, I'm with you on the "love" thing Beej :) I couldn't feel fulfilled in a relationship unless it felt like it's roots were embedded inside my heart, to use a vaguely disturbing and strange analogy ;)