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Nov. 19th, 2002
*SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*
Wendy is bidding on ponies on eBay *squees again*. Now all I need to do is get her addicted to the Trading Post.
Okay
Front page article in the Sunday Times "Snake bit me seven times!" *shock*
turns out the woman who got bitten was dumber than a post.
- tiger snake was going for her chickens, as snakes are wont to do. Instead of calling pest control or something she decided to take care of it. She PICKED THE SNAKE UP! by it's TAIL!! probably how she's seen Steve Irwin or some other idiot do it. When handling venemous snakes you hold them over the head so they can't loop back on themselves and bite you. But that would be dangerous for someone to do wouldn't it? Exactly, it's like the advice not to stick anything smaller than your left elbow in your right ear, you just DON'T DO IT, leave it to the proffesionals who have the skills and equipment.
- she thought "oh it's not summer yet, I thought the snakes were still sluggish". Love, have you experienced the weather lately? Snakes don't give a shit if it's the middle of winter, as long as it's nice and hot they will be out and about.
Dimwit.
Wendy is bidding on ponies on eBay *squees again*. Now all I need to do is get her addicted to the Trading Post.
Okay
Front page article in the Sunday Times "Snake bit me seven times!" *shock*
turns out the woman who got bitten was dumber than a post.
- tiger snake was going for her chickens, as snakes are wont to do. Instead of calling pest control or something she decided to take care of it. She PICKED THE SNAKE UP! by it's TAIL!! probably how she's seen Steve Irwin or some other idiot do it. When handling venemous snakes you hold them over the head so they can't loop back on themselves and bite you. But that would be dangerous for someone to do wouldn't it? Exactly, it's like the advice not to stick anything smaller than your left elbow in your right ear, you just DON'T DO IT, leave it to the proffesionals who have the skills and equipment.
- she thought "oh it's not summer yet, I thought the snakes were still sluggish". Love, have you experienced the weather lately? Snakes don't give a shit if it's the middle of winter, as long as it's nice and hot they will be out and about.
Dimwit.
*SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*
Wendy is bidding on ponies on eBay *squees again*. Now all I need to do is get her addicted to the Trading Post.
Okay
Front page article in the Sunday Times "Snake bit me seven times!" *shock*
turns out the woman who got bitten was dumber than a post.
- tiger snake was going for her chickens, as snakes are wont to do. Instead of calling pest control or something she decided to take care of it. She PICKED THE SNAKE UP! by it's TAIL!! probably how she's seen Steve Irwin or some other idiot do it. When handling venemous snakes you hold them over the head so they can't loop back on themselves and bite you. But that would be dangerous for someone to do wouldn't it? Exactly, it's like the advice not to stick anything smaller than your left elbow in your right ear, you just DON'T DO IT, leave it to the proffesionals who have the skills and equipment.
- she thought "oh it's not summer yet, I thought the snakes were still sluggish". Love, have you experienced the weather lately? Snakes don't give a shit if it's the middle of winter, as long as it's nice and hot they will be out and about.
Dimwit.
Wendy is bidding on ponies on eBay *squees again*. Now all I need to do is get her addicted to the Trading Post.
Okay
Front page article in the Sunday Times "Snake bit me seven times!" *shock*
turns out the woman who got bitten was dumber than a post.
- tiger snake was going for her chickens, as snakes are wont to do. Instead of calling pest control or something she decided to take care of it. She PICKED THE SNAKE UP! by it's TAIL!! probably how she's seen Steve Irwin or some other idiot do it. When handling venemous snakes you hold them over the head so they can't loop back on themselves and bite you. But that would be dangerous for someone to do wouldn't it? Exactly, it's like the advice not to stick anything smaller than your left elbow in your right ear, you just DON'T DO IT, leave it to the proffesionals who have the skills and equipment.
- she thought "oh it's not summer yet, I thought the snakes were still sluggish". Love, have you experienced the weather lately? Snakes don't give a shit if it's the middle of winter, as long as it's nice and hot they will be out and about.
Dimwit.
Addendum on stupid snake woman
Nov. 19th, 2002 02:19 pmIt wasn't her chickens. It was ducks. Wild ducks, probably even FERAL ducks and she was like "no you bad snake don't you dare go for those ducks." Geesh love, it's nature, the snake has to eat, the ducks are probably way too fast for it anyway.
*rolls eyes*
*rolls eyes*
Addendum on stupid snake woman
Nov. 19th, 2002 02:19 pmIt wasn't her chickens. It was ducks. Wild ducks, probably even FERAL ducks and she was like "no you bad snake don't you dare go for those ducks." Geesh love, it's nature, the snake has to eat, the ducks are probably way too fast for it anyway.
*rolls eyes*
*rolls eyes*