It's becoming a yearly event

[gemfyre]

Of all the damn carols they play at work, they don't play the best one.

Six White Boomers

Early on one Christmas day a joey kangaroo
Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo
"Mummy? Where's my mummy? They've taken her away."
*sounds of hooves approaching*
"We'll help you find your mummy son. Hop up on the sleigh."

So up beside the bag of toys little Joey hopped
But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped
Unharnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why
Then he heard a far off booming in the sky

*boom boom boom boom boom boom boom*

Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
On his Australian run

Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat
Took his fur lined boots off to cool his feet
In one popped Joey feeling quite okay
While those old man kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh
Hey!

Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
On his Australian run

Then Joey said to Santa, "Santa what about the toys?
Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys?"
"Well they all had their presents Sonny, we were here last night.
This trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight."

Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
On his Australian run

Soon that sleigh was flashing past right over Marble Bar
"Slow down there!" Cried Santa,
"It can't be far! Hop up on my lap here son and have a look around."
"There! There she is! That's mummy! Bounding up and down!"

Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
On his Australian run

Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had
Curled up in mother's pouch feeling snug and glad
The last they saw was Santa heading northwards from the sun
The only year the boomers worked a double run

Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers
Snow white boomers
On his Australian run