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Something amusing appeared in a test of all things. It was one of the incorrect answers in a multichoice test.

The Japanese eat a lot less calories than Americans and the British. The Japanese suffer less heart disease. The Italians eat more calories than Americans and the British. The Italians suffer less heart disease. The Japanese drink less alcohol than Americans and the British. The Japanese suffer less heart disease. The Italians drink more alcohol than Americans and the British. The Italians suffer less heart disease. Therefore there is no correlation between calorie and alcohol consumption and heart disease. Heart disease is caused by speaking English.

or words to that effect. I hate it when the put stuff in tests (or worse exams) that makes me laugh out loud. Makes me look sus.

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