Let's see what we can do with a large but finite number of monkeys...

[gemfyre]

Gah, the plague has even spilled over to lecture notes, writing "loose" where they mean "lose", I do hope spelling is taught in schools again soon.

And you know the old adage about if you get an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters you'll eventually get the works of Shakespeare?

Well I found another one.

If you have an infinite number of people at an infinite number of karaoke nights eventually every permutation of people will sing Holy Grail.