You know you've been playing too much Arkham City when -
1. You see a security camera and want to throw a batarang at it.
2. You commentate fight scenes in movies with, "Evade. Counter. Beat down. Double takedown!!"
3. Large question marks either throw you into fits of rage or turn you into a gibbering mess.
4. You wish you had your own batsignal instead of a Tomtom GPS to show you the way.
5. You see tall structures and consider the possibility of gliding to the next tall structure from it.
6. You wonder why cowl technology hasn't been utilised to identify weapons at airports, schools and large events.
7. You practice furiously with a friends remote-control plane or helicopter, in the hopes that it will improve your remote-control batarang skills.
8. You see someone wearing green and want to threaten to break thier bones if they don't give you info.
9. You think that gargoyles and floor grates are perfectly acceptable interior design features.
10. You're tempted to puncture that fire extinguisher in the kitchen, just to see what happens.
11. You're disappointed that you can't knock down wooden walls just by approaching them at speed.
12. You're alarmed to find that almost ALL walls collapse when you detonate explosives on them.
13. You find yourself trying to tune into Gotham FM on your bedside radio.
14. You experiment to find out if the bottom of a bottle is a legitimate alternative to a monocle, with disasterous consequences.
1. You see a security camera and want to throw a batarang at it.
2. You commentate fight scenes in movies with, "Evade. Counter. Beat down. Double takedown!!"
3. Large question marks either throw you into fits of rage or turn you into a gibbering mess.
4. You wish you had your own batsignal instead of a Tomtom GPS to show you the way.
5. You see tall structures and consider the possibility of gliding to the next tall structure from it.
6. You wonder why cowl technology hasn't been utilised to identify weapons at airports, schools and large events.
7. You practice furiously with a friends remote-control plane or helicopter, in the hopes that it will improve your remote-control batarang skills.
8. You see someone wearing green and want to threaten to break thier bones if they don't give you info.
9. You think that gargoyles and floor grates are perfectly acceptable interior design features.
10. You're tempted to puncture that fire extinguisher in the kitchen, just to see what happens.
11. You're disappointed that you can't knock down wooden walls just by approaching them at speed.
12. You're alarmed to find that almost ALL walls collapse when you detonate explosives on them.
13. You find yourself trying to tune into Gotham FM on your bedside radio.
14. You experiment to find out if the bottom of a bottle is a legitimate alternative to a monocle, with disasterous consequences.
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Date: 2012-01-05 01:29 am (UTC)