Never never - Take a shot!

[gemfyre]

(x) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never had sex in public
(X) I never have been dumped - kinda
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never been in a fist fight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(X) I never been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger - another kinda
(_) I never stole anything from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Years in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend (I am counting white lies here)
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never have been fisted or fisted anyone
(X) I never have thrown up in a bar
(X) I never paid for sex
(X) I never danced in front of people in my underwear and suspenders
(X) I never use all capitals if I can help it.
(X) I never flashed my tits/bits at a party.
(X) I never smoked tobacco

To play "I Never", put an (x) in front of the things that you have never done before and a (_) on the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I Never" or two of your own.