Motorcyclist's Creed.

[gemfyre]

Just something I came up with as a sports bike roared off at a set of lights clearly exceeding the speed limit withing 2 seconds.

Motorcyclist's Creed

Now that I own a motorcycle...

• I can ride along the white lines in the middle of the road because that is the lane specially reserved for me.


• I can sit in your rearview mirror so that you only see me at the last minute and have to practise your avoidance tactics.


• I can travel at dangerous speeds on any road because the speed cameras cannot catch me. I only have a number plate on my rear end because one's on the front may prove lethal if I have an accident caused by my travelling at dangerous speeds.


• I have the right to do all of these stupid things and still blame car drivers when I am in an accident.