I wouldn't if I were you, I've seen what she can do

[gemfyre]

First mum does her usual waking me up at 7am thing to say she's going, and she wants to have a long conversation with me every morning and all I want to do is SLEEP. She wakes me up, I realise I need to go to the loo, I go, and usually I don't get back to sleep. This morning I did. But about 20 minutes/half an hour later dad starts vacuuming!! Shit that is so rude. So I only got 1 1/2 hours more sleep.

Phantom just threw up again, I do wish she'd chew her food a bit instead of wofing it down. And if she must puke I wish she'd always do it on the lino. Today she puked on the carpet *sigh*. Often she throws up on the mats just inside the door which aren't so bad cuz you just clean up most of the mess and chuck the rest in the washing machine but it's still a pain in the butt.

Ah well, I love my kitty, I'd probably wipe her butt if I had to.

"Tell me what's going on inside of me?
I despise my own behaviour
This only serves to confirm my suspicions
That I'm still a man in need of a saviour"

Comments

[sassamifrass.livejournal.com]

Ah well, I love my kitty, I'd probably wipe her butt if I had to.

I know the feeling... I love my kitty cat! *snuggles her*

[terrycat.livejournal.com]

'Jo says that it's good you all love your kitties, but (and i quote) "All your kitty are belong to us".
I knew i should never have let my cat listen to zugg.

[coffeechica.livejournal.com]

"I wanna be in the light, as you are in the light,
I wanna shine like the stars in the heavens..."

Man, I haven't heard that song in years...

you think you have problems...

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

my kitty is not desexed (cos she's a pedigree, and I want to breed from her maybe next year) and whenever she goes on heat, she pees in strange places. Twice she actually peed on my bed while I was in it.

Now I can stand the very loud annoying calling for males (tho luke can't) but why must she urinate on me? That's just disrespectful. ;)